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Postby Dragmire » May 23 2008 08:52:31 am

:pics:
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Postby Talenos » May 23 2008 12:54:08 pm

or she's just an alt?
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Postby daoist » May 24 2008 02:10:42 am

good guess.
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Postby John Ford » Jun 12 2008 11:38:22 pm

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Postby kissy_pie » Jul 19 2008 02:08:54 pm

I'm married!
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Postby Deepblue » Oct 20 2008 12:56:37 pm

Okay sorry girls but I'm engaged. You missed your chance.
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Postby daoist » Oct 20 2008 01:18:58 pm

shit.
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Postby Deepblue » Oct 20 2008 06:13:17 pm

But you're a man, baby!
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Postby fiveSD » Oct 30 2008 03:05:40 pm

will this list ever return?
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Postby jen » Oct 30 2008 03:19:13 pm

Three years from now almost everyone on ST will be married.
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Postby daoist » Oct 30 2008 03:30:52 pm

Don't hold your breath.
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Postby Fuzzy » Oct 30 2008 03:52:25 pm

don't you tell me what to do.
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Postby daoist » Oct 30 2008 03:54:16 pm

Don't not hold your breath.
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Postby Fuzzy » Oct 30 2008 03:54:50 pm

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Postby DunMiff/sys » Oct 31 2008 09:33:09 pm

jen wrote:Three years from now almost everyone on ST will be married.

dirty lies.
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Postby PaulMuaDib » Nov 06 2008 06:28:47 pm

i got hitched. update PMD married to iowa!
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Postby daoist » Nov 06 2008 07:40:05 pm

NOW it's official.
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Postby Charlie Foxtrot » Nov 06 2008 07:41:32 pm

So PaulMuaDib is now PaulMuaStateof?
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Postby KGBCarrie » Jan 03 2009 11:48:04 pm

Duffman and I got married two weeks ago. Woo!
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Postby John Ford » Apr 03 2010 08:28:50 am

Engaged.

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Postby nippletwister » Apr 03 2010 10:39:56 am

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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Postby John Ford » Apr 03 2010 12:23:47 pm

Thanks! Sure wasn't cheap, but worth it!
More related news: I will be moving to New York next year.
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Postby Charlie Foxtrot » Apr 03 2010 12:29:45 pm

Sell out.
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Postby John Ford » Apr 03 2010 03:03:57 pm

Eh, she's a NY native. We've been planning that move for a while now

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Postby Charlie Foxtrot » Apr 03 2010 03:14:42 pm

She'll be better off in Iowa!
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Postby John Ford » Apr 03 2010 03:20:29 pm

Oh god no. Long story, but she wanted to burn Des Moines to the ground after living there for a few years. I'm at about the same breaking point.

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Postby Charlie Foxtrot » Apr 03 2010 03:40:41 pm

Well, yeah, but that's Des Moines.
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Postby nippletwister » Apr 03 2010 03:43:02 pm

The rest of Iowa is much better?
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Postby John Ford » Apr 03 2010 03:43:19 pm

The area we'll be moving to looks like Dubuque, but it's like if Dubuque was between mountains and one of the great cities of the world.

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Postby Charlie Foxtrot » Apr 03 2010 03:43:57 pm

Anything that looks like Dubuque can't be good. That's where all the river rats live.
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Postby John Ford » Apr 03 2010 03:47:53 pm

Hahaha, that's my hometown. My family drinks and gambles a lot.

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Postby Charlie Foxtrot » Apr 03 2010 07:41:44 pm

GFs parents are from there, but they escaped to MSP.
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Postby MarcusAurelius » Apr 03 2010 07:45:11 pm

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Postby MarkK » Apr 04 2010 12:44:34 am

grats Joe
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Postby Reagraham Lincool » Apr 04 2010 04:19:42 pm

Charlie Foxtrot wrote:Anything that looks like Dubuque can't be good. That's where all the river rats live.

I have a theory that Tolkien based hobbits/the Shire on the people of Iowa.
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Postby Pluto » Apr 05 2010 12:33:17 am

congrats, joe! i will miss randomly running into you at bars in the central iowa area when you two move though!
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Postby daoist » Apr 05 2010 09:01:43 am

Reagraham Lincool wrote:
Charlie Foxtrot wrote:Anything that looks like Dubuque can't be good. That's where all the river rats live.

I have a theory that Tolkien based hobbits/the Shire on the people of Iowa.

I have a theory that hey shut up that's mean
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Postby Pesto » Apr 05 2010 12:05:26 pm

What's wrong with Hobbits?
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Postby Nate » Apr 08 2010 10:46:20 pm

congrats, Joe.
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Postby Dragmire » Apr 13 2010 01:50:57 am

Attention Whore cheated on me and I am now single.
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Postby Talenos » Apr 13 2010 06:10:38 pm

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Postby DunMiff/sys » Oct 25 2010 08:03:59 am

Dragmire wrote:Attention Whore cheated on me and I am now single.

that chunky slut
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Postby craiggers » Jan 29 2011 10:35:30 am

I got a feeling she was cheating on you... that bitch. post her photos here: www.submityourex.com and then send us the link. the whore!
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Postby MarcusAurelius » Feb 01 2011 07:53:53 pm

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Postby PaulyBlue » Feb 16 2011 10:46:56 pm

I'm single as bird... and believe me, they're freakin single! Also, what's your band like Beth?
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Postby Zapruder » Mar 18 2011 10:21:19 am

No longer engaged. Flyin' solo, baby!
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Postby Talenos » Mar 18 2011 12:09:13 pm

You deserved better anyway!
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Postby snokyguy » Dec 28 2011 04:10:33 pm

I just got engaged a few weeks ago. forever alone no more! lol
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Postby Jobu » Dec 28 2011 04:52:15 pm

Based on the recent post history of this thread, posting here may not have been in your best interest.
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Postby nippletwister » Dec 28 2011 06:21:01 pm

congrats.
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