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Postby Pesto » Sep 29 2006 01:34:08 pm

Wow. Just... wow.

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Postby servotron » Sep 29 2006 02:25:22 pm

This has been my favorite so far:

Maybe this is a way to scientifically ligitimize demonic activity in the physical realm.

For example:

You feel something tapping your shoulder, but you can't see it. Science will tell you it's an old friend who's invisible. When actually it's straight from the pits of hell."
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Postby MarcusAurelius » Sep 29 2006 02:39:07 pm

"For people like me - who do believe the Biblical account - it is a strange situation. I kind of dated a Biblical Evolutionist long ago. When we found we differed in this he asked me how did the whales and other big water creatures get on board the Ark? How did they even get on board before it started to rain? But some evolutionists who did did not hold to the Bible said whales probably had some little hind legs. It makes perfect sense to me, I think the whales and the sea cows walked on board the ark. And this is because I'm using the same info and discoveries that evolutionists use to say there cannot be Biblical exactness. Hmm."
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Postby Pesto » Sep 29 2006 02:41:13 pm

COMFORTER,
TODAY, AFTER READING A BOOK CALLED "PORTALS TO CLEANSING" BY DR. HENRY MALONE, I DECIDED I NEEDED TO HAVE MY ANIMALS DELIVERED AS WELL. I STARTED WITH MY CAT. I HAVE ALREADY ANOINTED THEM AND PLED THE BLOOD OVER THEM, BUT I DECIDED THEY NEEDED A DELIVERANCE AS WELL.
I ANOINTED HER WITH OIL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. THEN I DEDICATED HER TO THE LORD. THEN I BEGAN THE DELIVERANCE. AS SOON AS I TOLD THE EVIL FORCES TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, THE CAT DID TOO ! SHE RAN FROM ME AND HID. THEN, SHE RAN TO THE DOOR. SHE LOOKED FRIGHTENED. SO, LOOKING HER IN THE EYE, AND BEING ABLE TO TELL THERE WAS SOMETHING THERE BESIDES HER, I COMMANDED THEM TO LEAVE HER BODY IMMEDIATELY AS SHE IS DEDICATED TO JESUS CHRIST AND HIS PROPERTY. I LET HER OUTSIDE AND SHE YAWNED...WHICH IS AN INDICATION THEY ARE LEAVING. SHE STAYED OUTSIDE, DESPITE THE WIND BLOWING HARD. THEN, AFTER ABOUT 10-15 MINUTES SHE CAME BACK IN. SHE SEEMS DIFFERENT. IN A GOOD WAY. I GUESS THE DOG IS NEXT.
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Postby Pesto » Sep 29 2006 03:02:50 pm

vampires???

Proverbs 30;14

There is a generation whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men

my friend found this in the bible sounds like a vampire to me

First they found dinosaurs in the bible, now vampires.
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Postby Commander » Sep 29 2006 03:19:58 pm

Pesto wrote:
vampires???

Proverbs 30;14

There is a generation whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men

my friend found this in the bible sounds like a vampire to me

First they found dinosaurs in the bible, now vampires.

Now hold on just a minute. Just from the quotes I can tell the people on there (at least some, I haven't even looked at the site) obviously know very little about Scripture and context.

The book of Proverbs uses a lot of poetic structure, for example:

Proverbs 20:17
Food gained by fraud tastes sweet to a man, but he ends up with a mouth full of gravel.

Anyone should be able to discern that this is poetic, not literal. Its meaning should be obvious.

Now about dinosaurs, a large sea creature called 'Leviathan' in the Bible is mentioned (this could be something like a plesiosaur) and an enormous land dwelling creature is mentioned as 'Behemoth' and its legs are described as Cedars (the tree. this could be any number of large dinosaurs for which we've found fossils). THAT'S how they have found mention of dinosaurs in Scripture, not making ridiculous extensions of metaphors into literal meanings.
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Postby Pesto » Sep 29 2006 04:07:40 pm

Commander wrote:
Pesto wrote:
vampires???

Proverbs 30;14

There is a generation whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men

my friend found this in the bible sounds like a vampire to me

First they found dinosaurs in the bible, now vampires.

Now hold on just a minute. Just from the quotes I can tell the people on there (at least some, I haven't even looked at the site) obviously know very little about Scripture and context.

The book of Proverbs uses a lot of poetic structure, for example:

Proverbs 20:17
Food gained by fraud tastes sweet to a man, but he ends up with a mouth full of gravel.

Anyone should be able to discern that this is poetic, not literal. Its meaning should be obvious.

Now about dinosaurs, a large sea creature called 'Leviathan' in the Bible is mentioned (this could be something like a plesiosaur) and an enormous land dwelling creature is mentioned as 'Behemoth' and its legs are described as Cedars (the tree. this could be any number of large dinosaurs for which we've found fossils). THAT'S how they have found mention of dinosaurs in Scripture, not making ridiculous extensions of metaphors into literal meanings.

Who knew this thread would generate content for their site. :)
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Postby Jobu » Sep 29 2006 04:28:57 pm

"If you call yourself a person of God and refuse to help arrest faggots, you belie yourself and prove you do not belong to the God who is committed to burning faggots.

If you refuse to help arrest faggots, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people."


Quality hate there.

Stop me if you've heard this one before...

I don't have to "prove" anything.

You see, I have this wonderful thing called "faith" and with that I have no need of proof."
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Postby Jobu » Sep 29 2006 04:33:14 pm

How old is this guy? 12?

"would any of you atheist like to wipe my butt?
that's about all your good for. by the way, you better get used to it because that's what hell might be like, atheists wiping us christian peoples butt. HA HA HA. ENJOY IT YOU BURNERS."
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Postby Mr. F » Sep 29 2006 10:39:46 pm

amazingly enough, he spelled "atheist" correctly.
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Postby PaulMuaDib » Sep 30 2006 12:43:14 am

"Hi.
I have been a christian for lil over 2 years now.
And seems like i get attacks lots of times from demons.
couple stories here to clear what i mean ( got more if u want );

last year, i was depressed, i used to listen lots of hardcore music ( meaning not christian; ex: slipknot ) as I was listening to this band I was looking at my wall ( no clue why lol ) and I saw a shadow passing on it.
I got scared and whent to take a shower .. after getting undressed, I started choking and looked at myself in the mirror and and their was a red mark all over my neck. The bathroom started to feel crowed, and like if I was getting pushed.

A other story; very intressting
this is recently, this summer.
I was with a bud of mine ( not doing so great in his spiritual life ) and we were helping a friend at her job, I started feeling cold and weird ( i usaly feel like this when I feel or see demons ) I tell my friend, and then I saw a man standing in the window for a split second & i tell my friend, the big touch guy as he is ( loll ) goes and checks it out, and he opens the door and gets kocked down, and the door slams, I go check him out and we turned our heads and the door behind ( witch hade a key in it ) started turning like crazy, for the rest of the night we were scared, and he slept over, we slept on the sofa ( very weird btw lol ) and while i was on my computer he was watching tv and he turned his head and saw 2 demons beside me ) so wtv, nite goes on, we go to sleep, and I hade the feelings that this will continue and we will see angels. we decided to go in my bed ( very weird once again lol ) and while he goes on my bed he takes a look outside and sees a kid growning in my pool he freaked out, so try to sleep, and we started to hear like bells or trompettes and everything became so calm and emotional, we started like crying tears of joy, it was crazy. and the next day, he saw the kid that was growning in my pool at a park.

A other quick story.
bud of mine and I were listening to some hardcore music.
And you know how in windows media player you have a colored display, a demon appared in that, no jokes, there was a face of a demon ( looked like pictures of satan ) distrubing.....

Anyways, I just wanted to take the time and tell you guys this storys and if you guys need prayers for these kids of struggles, let me know.
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oh sweet jesus i don't even know where to start.
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Postby Pesto » Oct 02 2006 09:44:23 am

ok....the KJV is the original writen by gods chosen people, and the NIV, NKJV, ect...was writin by lesbians, taking the word soldomite, i know my spelling is wrong, they took out the word, jesus and god alot of time, and you can to research on the internet easily for more info...

That's just too good.
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Postby Fuzzy » Oct 02 2006 10:00:56 am

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Postby Toilet of Sadness » Oct 02 2006 10:24:04 am

PaulMuaDib wrote:
"Hi.
I have been a christian for lil over 2 years now.
And seems like i get attacks lots of times from demons.
couple stories here to clear what i mean ( got more if u want );

last year, i was depressed, i used to listen lots of hardcore music ( meaning not christian; ex: slipknot ) as I was listening to this band I was looking at my wall ( no clue why lol ) and I saw a shadow passing on it.
I got scared and whent to take a shower .. after getting undressed, I started choking and looked at myself in the mirror and and their was a red mark all over my neck. The bathroom started to feel crowed, and like if I was getting pushed.

A other story; very intressting
this is recently, this summer.
I was with a bud of mine ( not doing so great in his spiritual life ) and we were helping a friend at her job, I started feeling cold and weird ( i usaly feel like this when I feel or see demons ) I tell my friend, and then I saw a man standing in the window for a split second & i tell my friend, the big touch guy as he is ( loll ) goes and checks it out, and he opens the door and gets kocked down, and the door slams, I go check him out and we turned our heads and the door behind ( witch hade a key in it ) started turning like crazy, for the rest of the night we were scared, and he slept over, we slept on the sofa ( very weird btw lol ) and while i was on my computer he was watching tv and he turned his head and saw 2 demons beside me ) so wtv, nite goes on, we go to sleep, and I hade the feelings that this will continue and we will see angels. we decided to go in my bed ( very weird once again lol ) and while he goes on my bed he takes a look outside and sees a kid growning in my pool he freaked out, so try to sleep, and we started to hear like bells or trompettes and everything became so calm and emotional, we started like crying tears of joy, it was crazy. and the next day, he saw the kid that was growning in my pool at a park.

A other quick story.
bud of mine and I were listening to some hardcore music.
And you know how in windows media player you have a colored display, a demon appared in that, no jokes, there was a face of a demon ( looked like pictures of satan ) distrubing.....

Anyways, I just wanted to take the time and tell you guys this storys and if you guys need prayers for these kids of struggles, let me know.
"


oh sweet jesus i don't even know where to start.
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Postby Robert Paulson » Oct 02 2006 10:38:59 am

hahahahaha that made my day.

"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
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Postby Santa » Oct 02 2006 11:15:04 am

I'd love to see that poll:

Are you an atheist?

* Yes
* No

If you answered yes, are you really:

*Christian
*A different sect of Muslims

If you answered a "A different sect of Muslims", why do you hate Jesus?
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Postby larfnarf » Oct 02 2006 11:42:14 am

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Postby Jobu » Oct 02 2006 12:43:47 pm

Santa wrote:I'd love to see that poll:

Are you an atheist?

* Yes
* No

If you answered yes, are you really:

*Christian
*A different sect of Muslims

If you answered a "A different sect of Muslims", why do you hate Jesus?


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Postby Mr. F » Oct 02 2006 01:13:08 pm

"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
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Postby Mr. F » Oct 02 2006 01:14:20 pm

"Use science to your advantage.

The word "dinosaur" means "monstrous lizard" (Greek 'deinos' = monstrous + Greek 'sauros' = lizard)

Lizards are reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. That means they depend solely on their environment. They can't regulate their body temperature and must depend on the heat from their environment for warmth. In cold weather, cold-blooded animals hibernate. Hibernation pretty much stops growth. In a warm environment, cold-blooded animals grow faster.

Before the flood, the environment was different. There was no rain. Even man lived longer lives. But after the flood, lifespans began to decrease. If the change in environment affected the lifespan of humans, warm-blooded creatures, then it also affected the lifespan of reptiles.

Another scientific point is that reptiles never stop growing. Now imagine the preflood world. Man lived hundreds of years, compared to the average of 70-90 years today. Reptiles were created just as humans were and if they naturally lived alongside humans, then they would have also lived as long. Imagine a reptile living 500+ years in ideal weather and remember the fact that reptiles never stop growing.

Noah would most likely have taken smaller reptiles on board the ark to save space. Immediately after the flood, these reptiles would have grown and lived fairly long lives, but as their offspring adapted to the environment, the lifespans would have decreased, along with their sizes. If any of the larger reptiles survived they also may have been killed by humans who saw them as a threat.

There's not much mention of the preflood world in the Bible, only that it was wicked. After the flood, there is mention of two beasts that could be dinosaurs, the Behemoth and Leviathan. As far as their demise, the leviathan were killed for food.

Psa 74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, [and] gavest him [to be] meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.

And if any continued to grow large, as I previously stated, they most likely would have been killed because they were seen as a threat."
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Postby daoist » Oct 02 2006 01:23:45 pm

oh man.
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Postby korton » Oct 02 2006 01:28:36 pm

So, so, funny.
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Postby Pesto » Oct 02 2006 01:52:05 pm

I wish some other creationists would help me. The flood becomes harder and harder to support when you get more information.

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Postby Mr. F » Oct 02 2006 10:17:53 pm

korton wrote:So, so, funny.
"[On the Harry Potter books]

To suggest to any child...that there is a way to escape the unhappy, real life world they live in and to retreat into a mystical fantasy world to find happiness is totally irresponsible and deceitful.
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Postby Squire » Oct 04 2006 12:41:32 pm

"why would God put the barriers of skin color up if they don't matter.. there is a reason for different skin color obviously or we would all be white, or black.. there are certain barriers.. i personally believe what i posted. that certain descendants are allowed to intermarry and certain ones are not.. [...]"

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Postby Jobu » Oct 04 2006 01:56:59 pm

Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed? If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality. If that is so then they got what they deserved. Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?


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Postby themadninja » Oct 04 2006 02:31:37 pm

korton wrote:So, so, funny.
"[On the Harry Potter books]

To suggest to any child...that there is a way to escape the unhappy, real life world they live in and to retreat into a mystical fantasy world to find happiness is totally irresponsible and deceitful.
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Postby themadninja » Oct 04 2006 02:34:21 pm

I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he understands the perils that our country and Christian Citizens of the United States face on a daily basis. The inherit threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah). I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously..."

Let me be the first to say, if this actually happened, I would start bombing shit.
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Postby Jobu » Oct 04 2006 02:45:39 pm

themadninja wrote:
I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he understands the perils that our country and Christian Citizens of the United States face on a daily basis. The inherit threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah). I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously..."

Let me be the first to say, if this actually happened, I would start bombing shit.


Scary that we live amongst such nutjobs.
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Postby Raoul Duke » Oct 04 2006 02:54:55 pm

"[Arguing that our mathematical system contains errors.]

Oh i'd like to argue that.
tell me, what is 1/3 of 10 in number form, 3.333... repeating, correct?
So in theory, if 1/3 x3=1
then 3.333....x3=10 ?
but no, 3.333...x3=9.999...
so in "theory" 9.999...=10
ok?
yeah, how is mathmatics falsifiable... when i'm afraid our number system has a glitch."
Wow...
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Postby Pesto » Oct 04 2006 03:21:47 pm

Jobu wrote:
Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed? If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality. If that is so then they got what they deserved. Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?


Remember my children...sex in space is the work of the devil!

But that's impossible you dumdum.

"[Probably wondering about Bible verses describing Satan as the 'prince of the powers of the Earth']

This may sound stupid but it's food for thought none the less.

If Satan is behind all temptation and works the ground of the earth then wouldn't temptation be non existent in space, since Satan is not in space but on earth?

So basically what I'm saying is did the people who went into space (Armstrong, Space station etc) ever feel tempted by anything ungodly?

If they didn't well then that proves temptation is from satan but if they did then I think that can be explained by inner demons... of which we all have.

Any thoughts?"
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Postby Squire » Oct 04 2006 03:59:11 pm

themadninja wrote:
I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he understands the perils that our country and Christian Citizens of the United States face on a daily basis. The inherit threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah). I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously..."

Let me be the first to say, if this actually happened, I would start bombing shit.


I'm pretty sure this would cause a fairly large upheaval among the masses or at the very least cause a mass exodus of people from this country.
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Postby servotron » Oct 04 2006 04:14:50 pm

I'd stay just to fight it. That would be fun AND enriching.
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Postby Robert Paulson » Oct 04 2006 04:46:24 pm

mmmm killing fundies.....
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Postby Jobu » Oct 04 2006 04:55:30 pm

Squire wrote: at the very least cause a mass exodus of people from this country.


Now that I could get on board with...except for the fact the only ones left are the fundies. It would be tough to get laid then.
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Postby korton » Oct 04 2006 05:20:49 pm

You're kidding right? The fundies would totally get freaky with you and deny it in the morning.
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Postby JonnyKtyler » Oct 04 2006 05:26:04 pm

"If you understood what I was trying to say which is no one disputes that rape is bad, not to my knowledge...so you got raped I understand believe me, but that is rather a personal wound, I believe abortion is worse than rape, rape is bad but abortion is worse."

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Postby JonnyKtyler » Oct 04 2006 05:28:15 pm

"you know what is funny, part of the reason I train in the martial arts is to be prepared to fight in the battles of Revelation?"

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Postby Jobu » Oct 04 2006 05:42:28 pm

I guess no one informed Jesus that the battles of Revelation will be fought with guns. Christ didn't he watch The Matrix?
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Postby Pesto » Oct 06 2006 09:21:44 am

Let me just give you one thought to try to think about and then we will quit. This is the electromagnetic spectrum. I taught Physics, I have to get this in here somewhere. The electromagnetic spectrum contains all the different wavelengths. Radio waves, microwaves, X-rays, radar, sonar, including a small piece in the middle called light.

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Postby Fuzzy » Oct 06 2006 09:25:31 am

glad he wasn't my physics teacher
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Postby Santa » Oct 06 2006 09:41:53 am

You know the Turkish government claims they have found the grave of Noah. The skeleton was over 12 feet tall; that would make his cubit a little bigger, would it not? How big was that Ark anyway?
People, say, aww, one man and three boys could not build a boat that big. You did not see those boys! "Hey boys, bring me that tree, would you?" "Sure Dad, where do you want it, third floor?" I think people were bigger back in those days. These giant jawbones are on display right now at a hotel in Turkey; 6 and 1/2 inch from TMJ to TMJ. Anybody in this room could stick your head inside that jaw and rattle it around. The Bible says there were giants in the earth in those days. I believe there were giants in the earth in those days!
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Postby Reagraham Lincool » Oct 11 2006 02:09:00 pm

Raoul Duke wrote:
"[Arguing that our mathematical system contains errors.]

Oh i'd like to argue that.
tell me, what is 1/3 of 10 in number form, 3.333... repeating, correct?
So in theory, if 1/3 x3=1
then 3.333....x3=10 ?
but no, 3.333...x3=9.999...
so in "theory" 9.999...=10
ok?
yeah, how is mathmatics falsifiable... when i'm afraid our number system has a glitch."
Wow...


the .999... = 1 threads on the WoW forums are my favorites. Nothing like trying to explain to some kid that the fact that he can't think of a single value (much less an infinite number) between .999... and 1 means they're the same value. Not "approaching" the same value. Fucking equal.
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Postby bith » Oct 11 2006 02:46:39 pm

themadninja wrote:
I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he understands the perils that our country and Christian Citizens of the United States face on a daily basis. The inherit threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah). I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously..."

Let me be the first to say, if this actually happened, I would start bombing shit.
i just like the term "mohammedons". sign me up, cause that name is cool as shit.
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Postby Pesto » Oct 11 2006 02:53:31 pm

Sounds like some prehistoric exploding beast.
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Postby Two Headed Boy » Oct 18 2006 07:21:01 pm

Raoul Duke wrote:
"[Arguing that our mathematical system contains errors.]

Oh i'd like to argue that.
tell me, what is 1/3 of 10 in number form, 3.333... repeating, correct?
So in theory, if 1/3 x3=1
then 3.333....x3=10 ?
but no, 3.333...x3=9.999...
so in "theory" 9.999...=10
ok?
yeah, how is mathmatics falsifiable... when i'm afraid our number system has a glitch."
Wow...


Funny that he nearly supplies the real proof itself (at least one of many) that .9999999... =1.
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Postby Two Headed Boy » Oct 18 2006 07:26:34 pm

Gooberball wrote:
Raoul Duke wrote:
"[Arguing that our mathematical system contains errors.]

Oh i'd like to argue that.
tell me, what is 1/3 of 10 in number form, 3.333... repeating, correct?
So in theory, if 1/3 x3=1
then 3.333....x3=10 ?
but no, 3.333...x3=9.999...
so in "theory" 9.999...=10
ok?
yeah, how is mathmatics falsifiable... when i'm afraid our number system has a glitch."
Wow...


the .999... = 1 threads on the WoW forums are my favorites. Nothing like trying to explain to some kid that the fact that he can't think of a single value (much less an infinite number) between .999... and 1 means they're the same value. Not "approaching" the same value. Fucking equal.


You don't even need to go the sandwich route. If x = .999999... then 10x = 9.9999.... and 10x-x = 9, which means 9x=9 or x=1.
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Postby Reagraham Lincool » Oct 24 2006 04:10:13 pm

EZBakeovenman wrote:
Gooberball wrote:
Raoul Duke wrote:
"[Arguing that our mathematical system contains errors.]

Oh i'd like to argue that.
tell me, what is 1/3 of 10 in number form, 3.333... repeating, correct?
So in theory, if 1/3 x3=1
then 3.333....x3=10 ?
but no, 3.333...x3=9.999...
so in "theory" 9.999...=10
ok?
yeah, how is mathmatics falsifiable... when i'm afraid our number system has a glitch."
Wow...


the .999... = 1 threads on the WoW forums are my favorites. Nothing like trying to explain to some kid that the fact that he can't think of a single value (much less an infinite number) between .999... and 1 means they're the same value. Not "approaching" the same value. Fucking equal.


You don't even need to go the sandwich route. If x = .999999... then 10x = 9.9999.... and 10x-x = 9, which means 9x=9 or x=1.


If you try that you get a lot of arguments about how if you multiplied by 10, you'd get a 0 "on the end"
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Postby Pesto » Oct 25 2006 09:13:26 am

[Emphasis in original]

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

By the way, without him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

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Postby Fuzzy » Oct 25 2006 09:57:39 am

hahaha, holy shit.
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Postby Santa » Oct 25 2006 10:01:47 am

bith wrote:
themadninja wrote:
I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he understands the perils that our country and Christian Citizens of the United States face on a daily basis. The inherit threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah). I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously..."

Let me be the first to say, if this actually happened, I would start bombing shit.
i just like the term "mohammedons". sign me up, cause that name is cool as shit.


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Postby Santa » Oct 25 2006 10:03:29 am

We should make concentration camps for all these fuckers who lack a sense of humor.

We'll play super troopers, dumb and dumber, venture brothers, ATHF, Dogma (Just to piss them off), and anything else with a touch of comedy.

If they don't laugh, we send them to the showers.
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Postby Fuzzy » Oct 25 2006 10:07:30 am

What if they laugh in the showers because one of them is doing a tuckback and saying, "Hey, have you seen my penis around here?"
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Postby Santa » Oct 25 2006 10:09:57 am

I figured we'd put on some sort of pornography involving Jesus, Mary and some sort of gay twist with a well endowed Spaniard to ensure they gasp enough to take in a sufficient amount of gas in.

Laughing serves the same point... but if we can't get them to laugh to Venture brothers, they probably won't laugh at anything other than a gay being dragged behind a truck.
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