Attn: Girls seeking new friends on a dating website

[daoist]

You are using a dating website.

Thank you, that is all.

[MarcusAurelius]

attn: daoist seeking dates on a dating website

they're not really seeking new friends. women can and do lie, a lot.

[John Ford]

this guy is honest

[servotron]

attn: daoist seeking dates on a dating website

they're not really seeking new friends. women can and do lie, a lot.

This is the correct response.

[Talenos]

They're only seeking friends if you're unattractive. Try being attractive and I bet the sentiment will change.

[servotron]

They're only seeking friends if you're unattractive. Try being attractive and I bet the sentiment will change.

This is why you must attach a picture of Gordie Howe to your profile. It worked on Mrs Crabapple.

[Epaminondas]

women don't lie, that's only white males

[Fuzzy]

This is why you must attach a picture of Gordie Howe to your profile. It worked on Mrs Crabapple.

You mean Krandel.

[LucasPukus]

How many more threads like this will you start?

[jen]

When he is done being bitter and angry? Never?

[daoist]

How many more threads like this will you start?

what is "a thread like this"?

[daoist]

attn: daoist seeking dates on a dating website

they're not really seeking new friends. women can and do lie, a lot.

This is the correct response.

Uh yeah, that's what I was pointing out.

[THW]

How many more threads like this will you start?

what is "a thread like this"?

a thread where if it's not a complaint, however direct or indirect, about a girl in real life, it's about a girl on/from a website. And in most cases, they just happen to be from a website.

[Dexter]

attn: daoist seeking dates on a dating website

they're not really seeking new friends. women can and do lie, a lot.

They're not really seeking new friends. They are seeking nearly anonymous sex partners.

[Zeppelin]

This is why you must attach a picture of Gordie Howe to your profile. It worked on Mrs Crabapple.

You mean Krandel.

You both mean Mrs. Krabappel

[Fuzzy]

This is why you must attach a picture of Gordie Howe to your profile. It worked on Mrs Crabapple.

You mean Krandel.

You both mean Mrs. Krabappel

[Dr. Faustus]

I'm tired of these sites. I'm taking several months off from them. It was spurred by a pointless situation with a Russian girl (born in the US) which ended with her sending me bizarre emails about "not harboring any ill will" but that she "wasn't what I was looking for" whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. It became increasingly clear she hadn't planned on it going anywhere from the beginning. The whole thing was stupid, meaningless, and aggravating.

I spent the following weekend getting drunk and dancing with porn stars. It was way more fulfilling. I'm just going to party now. I'm fed up.

[MarcusAurelius]

trying to find a lover on the internet isn't all candy canes and lollipops and sunshine, huh? go figure.

[Dr. Faustus]

trying to find a lover on the internet isn't all candy canes and lollipops and sunshine, huh? go figure.

This is true. It's no different than meeting people any other way.

[Deadly]

I think your solution is at the bottom of this page.

http://www.chnlove.com/my/newprofiles.php

[THW]

trying to find a lover on the internet isn't all candy canes and lollipops and sunshine, huh? go figure.

This is true. It's no different than meeting people any other way.

...except...it is

[parsnips]

trying to find a lover on the internet isn't all candy canes and lollipops and sunshine, huh? go figure.

This is true. It's no different than meeting people any other way.

...except...it is

classic.

[bith]

effort is the absolute worst thing you can do when trying to find a relationship. if shit doesn't just happen, then it doesn't happen. get used to it.

[Wargazm]

This is why you must attach a picture of Gordie Howe to your profile. It worked on Mrs Crabapple.

You mean Krandel.

You both mean Mrs. Krabappel

Why didn't someone tell me? I've been making an idiot out of myself!

[Fuzzy]

thank you. you beautiful creature.

[Wargazm]

hahaha

[LucasPukus]

effort is the absolute worst thing you can do when trying to find a relationship. if shit doesn't just happen, then it doesn't happen. get used to it.

[MarcusAurelius]

well shit, you gotta put out some effort, or nothing will happen.

[Deadly]

Oh god the ads at the bottom on strangetalk are too funny. I think I may have just found a loophole in this whole dating thing. I'm going to marry one of these girls and then live in the Philippines. Lets see them get citizenship and then leave me now. HA!

What do you think the return policy is on mail order brides?

http://www.cebuanas.com/gallery/?gclid= ... lgodrmAIfw

[THW]

what ads?

[MarcusAurelius]

um, that ad maybe.

[THW]

I rest my case. Look at all you stupid n00bs not using ad block.

[Epaminondas]

what about that "he's just not that into you" book?

[THW]

I'm sure my girlfriend would probably freak out if she read it.

[fiveSD]

i met such great men as 'go-kart dude' and 'rollerderby dude' with online dating. i learned my lesson.

[THW]

it sounds like you needed a lesson, for going with someone with a screen name containing 'dude'

[Fuzzy]

it's worked well for me

[THW]

lol ur a dude

[ese]

i met such great men as 'go-kart dude' and 'rollerderby dude' with online dating. i learned my lesson.

you must've been going to mentallyretardedfriendfinder.com

[fiveSD]

i gave them those loving names accordingly. at least i've been avoiding the guy with the screenname 'MNcock'.

[John Ford]

call him Minnecock a few times. he'll realize what a bad name it is.

[idkmybffjill?]

I've heard that no one registers for OKcupid for the dating, anyway, it's for the quizzes.

I wouldn't mind dating again at this point but I'd really like to be friends for a while first and not jump into something right away, that's why I have my status as "looking for friends." I'm sure lots of girls feel the same, Daoist.

I'd also like to not date an STer because it's far too tempting to read their posts once you know their username. Also, Ames is an inbred dating pool and I know half of the people on OKcupid and it's kind of creepy to see them describe themselves.

[daoist]

I wouldn't mind dating again at this point but I'd really like to be friends for a while first and not jump into something right away, that's why I have my status as "looking for friends." I'm sure lots of girls feel the same, Daoist.

Right, I get that. But these people often describe themselves as "just" looking for friends.

Either:

A. They're on the totally wrong website for that

or

B. They're liars.

Anyhow, I just wanted to bring this phenomenon to light. So these people know we're on to them.

Next up on our show: Super Up-Close Eyeball Pics And How You're Guaranteed to be Fugly If You Do That

[THW]

I wouldn't mind dating again at this point but I'd really like to be friends for a while first and not jump into something right away, that's why I have my status as "looking for friends." I'm sure lots of girls feel the same, Daoist.

Right, I get that. But these people often describe themselves as "just" looking for friends.

Either:

A. They're on the totally wrong website for that

or

B. They're liars.

Anyhow, I just wanted to bring this phenomenon to light. So these people know we're on to them.

Next up on our show: Super Up-Close Eyeball Pics And How You're Guaranteed to be Fugly If You Do That

Awesome. I lol'd at work.

And very true.

[MarcusAurelius]

daoist, please post your dating profile. or some idkmybffjill, post his for us. kthxbai

[idkmybffjill?]

daoist, please post your dating profile. or some idkmybffjill, post his for us. kthxbai

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=daoist

[Mr. Bloodthirsty]

daoist, please post your dating profile. or some idkmybffjill, post his for us. kthxbai

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=daoist

Well, I definitely can't accuse Dao of spouting a bunch of bullshit.

[MarcusAurelius]

lol.

i'm not sure if the posted salary is really going to counteract the instances of comments like

I spend a lot of time doing nerdy things. Also, I love arguing on the internet, especially winning.

... but i guess i can't outright accuse him of dishonesty. comes off very arrogant though D-man, but i suppose you do too.

[Mr. Bloodthirsty]

At least it ensures that anyone that comes calling knows exactly what they're getting.

[MarcusAurelius]

indeed. he has the personality of a millionaire trust fund baby, without the millions. get them bills, son.

[Dark Helmet]

daoist, please post your dating profile. or some idkmybffjill, post his for us. kthxbai

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=daoist

I couldn't help but be reminded in that scene in "40 Year old virgin" where they tell steve carrell's character to hide all that nerdy shit in his apartment before the girl came to pick him up.