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I think that's quite a bit more telling than the actual answer to the technical question.THW wrote:If they don't know the answer, I ask them how they would find one.
THW wrote:chicks dig you when your face is buried between pussy.
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Robert Paulson wrote:If I'm ever in a position to hire people I will put them in a room with a computer and no internet connection and have them code a relatively simple application.

daoist wrote:Robert Paulson wrote:If I'm ever in a position to hire people I will put them in a room with a computer and no internet connection and have them code a relatively simple application.
That's a horrible way to judge people's ability to code. Being a good *whatever* isn't just memorizing a list of syntax or whatever. It's having the ability to find it out. It's retarded to penalize someone because they didn't know by heart that that the third argument to the API call to make a window takes a pointer to a parent window rather than a z-index integer, or whatever.
Besides, you can't google how to code your head out of your ass, so there's no danger of them getting out of it that way.

Robert Paulson wrote:Still - if you need to google basic things, you probably aren't very good - and I wouldn't want to hire you. Also putting someone under pressure, even if unrealistic is a good way to see how they handle themselves.
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daoist wrote:I like your goal, but not your execution. What about giving them an internet connection, and just watching what they do?
If they're googling apis and whatever, GREAT! If they're googling how to do a loop, BAD.
Talenos wrote:daoist wrote:I like your goal, but not your execution. What about giving them an internet connection, and just watching what they do?
If they're googling apis and whatever, GREAT! If they're googling how to do a loop, BAD.
Why not give them a task where they shouldn't need to look up API's at all. Just have them do something basic. If they need the internet at all, then that's a pretty bad sign.
THW wrote:chicks dig you when your face is buried between pussy.
Pseudo code would be good enough for me.MrTippet wrote:Yeah when my company hires we have people do a simple program and they can use any language or even pseudo code.
THW wrote:chicks dig you when your face is buried between pussy.
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Mr. Bloodthirsty wrote:Christ, there sure are a lot of code monkeys left around here.
MarcusAurelius wrote:i can say in no uncertain terms i was admitted here thanks to better social skills than my peers.
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Talenos wrote:daoist wrote:I like your goal, but not your execution. What about giving them an internet connection, and just watching what they do?
If they're googling apis and whatever, GREAT! If they're googling how to do a loop, BAD.
Why not give them a task where they shouldn't need to look up API's at all. Just have them do something basic. If they need the internet at all, then that's a pretty bad sign.
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