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How To Seduce A Man

Postby honeydanny » Jan 24 2010 10:28:59 pm

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I am writing this article in spite of endangering myself of being penalized by other men for disclosing our weaknesses and leaving us defenseless. I am already hearing the shouting and seeing the torches being lit in front of my house.

http://101valentinethings.com/valentine/10-Tips-On-How-To-Seduce-A-Man/index_main.php?menu=Romance&category=Romance+101&subcategory=Flirting+Tips&id=116&ru=2810154

Are those tips useful? I need help for improving to seduce men. :bigjokerawesome:
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Postby alex » Jan 24 2010 10:32:46 pm

what are you selling? oh, wait.

ask daoist.
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Postby honeydanny » Jan 24 2010 10:40:01 pm

I'm just impressed. I was expecting some joke thread...since men are generally easy.
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Postby alex » Jan 24 2010 10:48:18 pm

funny, we heard the same about you.
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Re: How To Seduce A Man

Postby nippletwister » Jan 24 2010 11:03:30 pm

:awesome:

It talks like a real person.

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Postby Santa » Jan 25 2010 10:38:11 am

You have a pig nose and should be ashamed.
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Postby Tom the Cat » Jan 25 2010 03:06:11 pm

nippletwister wrote:It talks like a real stupid person.

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Postby DunMiff/sys » Jan 25 2010 09:02:46 pm

i was about to start reading and then realized i don't actually need or want to seduce a man.
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Re: How To Seduce A Man

Postby honeydanny » Jan 26 2010 04:53:00 am

loled, why? :bigdocawesome:
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Postby Zapruder » Jan 26 2010 10:29:06 am

The best way to seduce a man is to walk up to him and say "Have sex with me."
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Postby Epaminondas » Jan 26 2010 10:57:53 pm

does this work for all guys?
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Postby daoist » Jan 27 2010 12:02:30 am

Try it a few times.
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Postby Pluto » Jan 27 2010 12:48:31 am

i seduce like 3-5 men a day by saying that. it works.
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Postby MarkK » Jan 27 2010 12:52:19 am

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Postby Santa » Jan 27 2010 11:05:22 am

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Postby servotron » Jan 27 2010 01:50:18 pm

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Postby John Ford » Jan 30 2010 03:32:30 am

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Postby Deepblue » Feb 01 2010 01:31:35 pm

101valentines.com shot JFK.
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