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Reagraham Lincool wrote:I make more money than you
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Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
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xfrodobagginsx wrote:Islam will lead you straight to hell. There are no 72 virgins, it's more like 72 tormenting demons. It's pure unimaginable horror for all of eternity. Jesus came to save you from going there. Please place your faith in Him, believing that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins.
daoist wrote:Jesus is fake.
Mr. F wrote:xfrodobagginsx wrote:Islam will lead you straight to hell. There are no 72 virgins, it's more like 72 tormenting demons. It's pure unimaginable horror for all of eternity. Jesus came to save you from going there. Please place your faith in Him, believing that He died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins.
You aren't winning me over. You gotta make a counter-offer. How many nubile virgins do I get in Christian Heaven?
Reagraham Lincool wrote:I make more money than you
Tom the Cat wrote:dude he's just soakin' his harbl
xfrodobagginsx wrote:daoist wrote:Jesus is fake.
The evidence is not on your side. Jesus is supported by eyewitnesses, church history, secular history and bible.

Santa wrote:I've never understood the focus on Jesus dying on the cross. It just doesn't seem like that big of a sacrifice.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Uncle Sherm wrote:Santa wrote:I've never understood the focus on Jesus dying on the cross. It just doesn't seem like that big of a sacrifice.
You've probably never been nailed to a cross for 3 days before. If you accept the premise that he had the option at any time to smite the bitches that were driving railroad spikes into his extremities, but chose to allow it on behalf of the people that really didn't like him very much anyway, it becomes a little more clear.
Giving up that much power on behalf of people that don't really deserve it was the sacrifice.
Santa wrote:
Given the complete dick that God is, did Jesus really suffer that much for us? 3 days?
Santa wrote:Don't deserve it? Holy shit, let's review this to fruition:
God created humans with free will.
God created a bunch of stupid fucking rules.
God requires your full praise, devotion and following of his retarded rule set, a good portion of which goes against the very nature in which he created you, in order to not spend an eternity in torment.
Actually, the death of Jesus only took a few hours. He was crucified and died the same day. According to the book of Mark, 9 AM he was crucified, and he died at 3 PM. He was dead until the 3rd day after that. Still, considering he could have skipped that part altogether and become the most powerful person who ever lived in his own lifetime, it was quite a sacrifice.Santa wrote:Given the complete dick that God is, did Jesus really suffer that much for us? 3 days?
In my faith, God is the final judge, so I won't comment on who is going to Hell or not because I have no idea what fate awaits me, much less anyone else.Santa wrote:Africa -> millions suffering and dying a way worse fate. In your faith, the non-Christians are going to Hell. So they'll die of hunger, gang rape, war. Many very slowly of a way worse fate than Jesus. Then they go to Hell to be tormented for the rest of their lives.
Santa wrote:Sorry, but I think Jesus' sacrifice, which wasn't exactly voluntary, is ridiculously blown out of proportion. It was nice of him to take his execution like a man but for fuck's sake, get over it. In no way does it make up for his malevolent, bitter, dickish father form he's apparently protecting us from (In exchange for our full devotion to him). Any God that requires worship is a head case as it is.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Mr. F wrote:Santa wrote:
Given the complete dick that God is, did Jesus really suffer that much for us? 3 days?
Well, he was crucified on Friday and died on Sunday. So that's 2 days unless you're playing semantic games (e.g., Friday, Saturday and Sunday are three days!).
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Uncle Sherm wrote:In my faith, God is the final judge, so I won't comment on who is going to Hell or not because I have no idea what fate awaits me, much less anyone else.
Santa wrote:Jesus is not protecting us from his Father's judgement?
I know you can say something else like satan,sin, etc, but really, that's his whole fucking thing.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Uncle Sherm wrote:Santa wrote:Jesus is not protecting us from his Father's judgement?
I know you can say something else like satan,sin, etc, but really, that's his whole fucking thing.
The idea is that Jesus accepted his Father's judgement on everyone's behalf. That's Point #2 in the OP. Either you acknowledge that or you don't. If you don't then you will be judged on your own merits.
The Bible, at its core, is a collection of stories of God giving people chances, people fucking up, and God punishing them and then giving people another chance. If he truly was a malevolent figure that we need to seek protection from, we'd be in a hopeless situation.
daoist wrote:xfrodobagginsx wrote:daoist wrote:Jesus is fake.
The evidence is not on your side. Jesus is supported by eyewitnesses, church history, secular history and bible.
nope, nope, nope, and lol nope.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Santa wrote:Uncle Sherm wrote:Santa wrote:Jesus is not protecting us from his Father's judgement?
I know you can say something else like satan,sin, etc, but really, that's his whole fucking thing.
The idea is that Jesus accepted his Father's judgement on everyone's behalf. That's Point #2 in the OP. Either you acknowledge that or you don't. If you don't then you will be judged on your own merits.
The Bible, at its core, is a collection of stories of God giving people chances, people fucking up, and God punishing them and then giving people another chance. If he truly was a malevolent figure that we need to seek protection from, we'd be in a hopeless situation.
With ridiculously inconsistent rules, warnings and punishment.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Reagraham Lincool wrote:I make more money than you
Tom the Cat wrote:dude he's just soakin' his harbl
Santa wrote:I had two dreams last night.
The first one was that Denver was built just like New Orleans but with some sort of watery Tundra surrounding it instead of swamp. As the land was getting cleared, all the Yetis were forced out and back into the mountains. After I sadly watched the Yeti trail of tears, I started wandering back through the forest that apparently I was in the entire time and ran into a relatively intelligent Yeti that was sad he had to leave Denver. All he wanted was to go to school and play football so we took him in, shaved him, gave him some prosthetics and sent him to school. Unfortunately, the school eventually found out and he had to be sent back to live on his Yeti reservation. I woke up a bit in the middle of the night and told myself "WOW THAT'D MAKE A GREAT BOOK".
My second dream involved wandering through caves until I came upon Jesus. I shot him in the back with a shotgun, then again in the head for good measure. I was sad to see he wasn't actually a zombie but I felt I did the world a pretty big favor and was proud of myself.
Moral of the story:
Just because you can write about shit your brain makes up, doesn't mean you should. Nor does it mean it's in any way factual or believable.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Santa wrote:No no, the shaved yeti was an Ok guy. He just wanted to play football.
Sherm, the Bible is has been rewritten about a bazillion times and if there was really decent proof that any of that shit happened, it would have been found by now.
No walking on water. No burning bush. No random fish multiplication. It's just a bunch of shitty fairy tales for irrational people.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Santa wrote:Let's look at it this way:
Start out by pretending you weren't brainwashed. Wipe the slate clean and think about it from the ground up.
What actual evidence do you have that any supernatural portrayals about Jesus were real?
Santa wrote:Furthermore, what evidence do you have that Mohammed wasn't real? Different bat time, same fucking bat channel. Shouldn't you be a Muslim? There's plenty of proof he was just as Jesus as Jesus if you're willing to believe bullshit.
Santa wrote:Aren't you Catholic? How does your brain even begin to handle the contradiction within the church? The harm it has done? The "heresy" of Galileo? Fighting contraception here... Denying contraception in starving Aids Africa?
The only thing consistent in your fairytale is the constant struggle for them to keep control over you.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Uncle Sherm wrote:The story of Paul is probably the most obvious evidence that comes to mind in terms of evidence you should accept, but since it is part of the Bible (as any other first hand accounts of Jesus would be), you won't accept it as evidence. So why don't you just tell me what sort of evidence you want?
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
For something they don't believe to be true? No they don't.Santa wrote:People do shit against their interest all the time.
Santa wrote: For fuck's sake, Jesus was supposed to come back during Paul's lifetime according to Paul. If he believed that, do you think he was really risking all that much in his mind?
The fact that people believe him? How is that evidence? Many more people are following Mohammed than followed Paul.
Not in the days of the apostles, which is what we are talking about.Santa wrote: Furthermore, the fact that you talk of the "risk" they're taking is laughable. Christianity did to protect itself, just as the religions before it did to protect themselves from Christianity. They've killed, manipulated and silenced too many brilliant people and ideas to count.
Says you. The only people trying to change minds here are you and a weekly bot.Santa wrote: Religion is a virus. It's a virus made to appease and control people. Sometimes, in a perfect setting, it can help people. Mostly, it just hurts by obfuscating the truth. The ability for blind faith is about the most corruptible and vile portion of the human brain.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Santa wrote:Let's look at it this way:
Start out by pretending you weren't brainwashed. Wipe the slate clean and think about it from the ground up.
What actual evidence do you have that any supernatural portrayals about Jesus were real?
Furthermore, what evidence do you have that Mohammed wasn't real? Different bat time, same !@#$ bat channel. Shouldn't you be a Muslim? There's plenty of proof he was just as Jesus as Jesus if you're willing to believe bullshit.
Aren't you Catholic? How does your brain even begin to handle the contradiction within the church? The harm it has done? The "heresy" of Galileo? Fighting contraception here... Denying contraception in starving Aids Africa?
The only thing consistent in your fairytale is the constant struggle for them to keep control over you.
Dr. Faustus wrote:Does it really matter if there was a physically existing person Jesus was based off of or not? Most of the stories about him, especially those involving being born of a virgin and coming back from the dead, can't be true. Perhaps there was a religious thinker whose life the stories were loosely based on. I mean that in the Hollywood, "based on a true story" sense.
Samuel Adams wrote:If ye value wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude more than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.
Dr. Faustus wrote:Does it really matter if there was a physically existing person Jesus was based off of or not? Most of the stories about him, especially those involving being born of a virgin and coming back from the dead, can't be true. Perhaps there was a religious thinker whose life the stories were loosely based on. I mean that in the Hollywood, "based on a true story" sense.
xfrodobagginsx wrote:No they didn't. They weren't just telling a story. Roman historians didn't write fiction. They wrote regarding the events which were taking place in their day. I think that ceasar would have their head removed if they made up stories.
Mr. F wrote:xfrodobagginsx wrote:No they didn't. They weren't just telling a story. Roman historians didn't write fiction. They wrote regarding the events which were taking place in their day. I think that ceasar would have their head removed if they made up stories.
Which key parts of the Christian story did ancient Roman historians corroborate? Include sources, please.
Uncle Sherm wrote:Dr. Faustus wrote:Does it really matter if there was a physically existing person Jesus was based off of or not? Most of the stories about him, especially those involving being born of a virgin and coming back from the dead, can't be true. Perhaps there was a religious thinker whose life the stories were loosely based on. I mean that in the Hollywood, "based on a true story" sense.
And at what point do people choose to start dying for this "based on a true story" fairytale?
The Apostle Paul started out as a more violent version of Richard Dawkins in his day. You think his conversion was due to a loose collection of tales based on a contemporary religious thinker?
Santa wrote:Funny you should mention Jesus. Did you know most of the claims about him being a deity are a huge hoax?
Santa wrote:Funny you should mention Jesus. Did you know most of the claims about him being a deity are a huge hoax?
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